Great Story

Bill and Sam, two elderly friends,
met in the park every day to feed the pigeons,
watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't
think much about it and figured maybe he
had a cold or something. But after Bill
hadn't shown up for a week or so,
Sam really got worried. However, since
the only time they ever got together was
at the park, Sam didn't know where
Bill lived, so he was unable to find
out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Sam figured he
had seen the last of Bill, but one day,
Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --
there sat Bill!
Sam was very excited and happy to
see him and told him so.
Then he said, 'For crying out loud Bill,
what in the world happened to you?'

Bill replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail?' cried Sam. ' What in the world for?'

'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that
cute little blonde waitress at the
coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'

'Well, one day she filed rape charges
against me; and, at 89 years old,
I was so proud that when I got into court,
I pled 'guilty'

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'


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