MISSING HUSBAND


Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning,
I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds,
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Rick got up early
and left for work.
When his wife woke up she looked out the window
and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe
and ran out to the driveway,
and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Rick has been missing since Friday.

Please pray for him.