THE COMPUTER


Memory was something you lost with age



An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity



A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider's home

A virus was the flu



A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road



A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy...





You just hoped nobody ever found out!