The years just fly by .....
don't they?

Tips for the ladies in year 2008 & beyond

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the witch has every thing.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt...
A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? -
Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. ?
(I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS
and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK. ?
They know me here..

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing;
and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons -
turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good looking;
sweet, single male is someone else's ex-boyfriend!

Now smile and send to any girl
wasting time at work,
suffering from a hangover,
or just suffering from work, that might
need a reason to smile!





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