Met my familee

now yall lessin heer
gonna introduce ya ta my famelie ...

first thars my pa
hes a bright as a lite
he can croon a song
on a hot sumers nite



then thars my ma
shes just a grand ol bugger
she jest luvs her yung uns
shes the best dern hugger



ya gotta met my unkle jasper joe
he's mas haf bruthr twise remooved
maybe hes pas i dont member
but dont matter hes a reel cool dude



nex thars ant lucy may
she can make the boys swoon
cuz shes a hot shot
wen she hunts coon



then i gots a great ant flora sue
shes won silly goose
we all get a kick outta her
wen she spits her tobbcar juce



unkle norburt jo
gives us all the snub
he thinks hes jest hot suff
cauze he gots his own bath tub



well we aint got one
but don't yalls take no peek
we gotta warsh
in the ol cold creek



but the best dern famlee membur
is ar grate granmaw
ssmokes her ceegarets
when she aint got no chaww



thars my famlee
i steel got burthers an sissturs
that's mighty fine
but yall hafta wate
till i see yalls the nex time