Subject: Christian Humor...
            Re: All claim Jesus as a part of their race ...

My theory is that Jesus was a white Cajun:
1. He liked to serve fish to his friends.
2. He could make his own wine.
3. And he wasn't afraid of water.


A black friend of mine had 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother".
2. He liked gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.


A Jewish friend had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 30.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.


An Italian friend gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was  Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.


My California friends also had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.


A good Irish friend then gave his 3 arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.


But my wife had the most compelling evidence of all that Jesus was really a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.




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