A nun asked her class to write notes to God.
Here are some of the notes the children handed in:

Dear God:
I didn't think orange went with purple, until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool.

Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have?

Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other so much, if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for my brother and me.

Dear God:
If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.

Dear God:
I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only four people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.

Dear God:
In school they told us what you do. Who does it when you're on vacation?

Dear God:
Are you really invisible or is it just a trick?

Dear God:
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?

Dear God:
Did you mean for the Giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God:
Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God:
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that okay?

Dear God:
Did you really mean, "Do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to get my brother good.

Dear God:
Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God:
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God:
You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.

Dear God:
I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying.

Dear God:
Of all the people who work for you I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God:
My brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?

Dear God:
I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God:
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said you did it. So, I bet he stole your idea.