I am Woman

1. I don't do windows because...
   I love birds and don't want one to run into
   a clean window and get hurt.
  (I am compassionate)

2. I don't wax floors because...
   I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves,
   I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
   (I am careful and poor)

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
   they are very good company,
   I have named most of them, and

they agree with everything I say.

   (I am imaginative)

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because

I want every creature

   to have a home of their own and

my family loves spiders.

   (I am kind)

5. I don't Spring Clean because...
   I love all the seasons and don't
want the others to get jealous.

   (I am fair minded)

6. I don't plant a garden because...

   I don't want to get in God's way,

he is an excellent designer.

   (I am courteous)

7. I don't put things away because...
   my family will never be able to find them again.
   (I am considerate)

8. I don't do gourmet meals when
I entertain because...  I don't want
my guests to stress out over what to make
   when they invite me over for dinner.

   (I am thoughtful)

9. I don't iron because... I choose
to believe them when

   they say "Permanent Press".
   (I am trusting)

10. I don't stress much on anything

because... "A-Type" personalities
die young and I want to stick

     around and become a wrinkled up

crusty ol' woman!!

    (I am winning this battle!)



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