I love the Heat
Florida is fantastic! Just got here and love it already. Now
this is a
state that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm
evenings. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying
blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I
love it here.
Really heating up. Got to 89 today. Not a problem, I live in
air-conditioned home and drive an air-conditioned car. What
to see the sun every day like this I'm turning into a real
Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants today. Lots
and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me.
SHOVELING SNOW EITHER!
Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
The temperature hasn't been below 90 all week, not even at
are those ocean breezes we heard about, still seems hot.
Getting used to
it will take a while, I guess. I sure miss my LP collection,
though. I'll have to
remember not to leave anything made out of plastic in my
car. Got one of
those fuzzy steering wheel covers, cheaper than the burn
ointment for my hands. I always
wondered what burnt flesh smelled like.
Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of
Missed two days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned
though: got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.
I miss our cat, Tabby. He snuck into the car when I left
By the time I got out to the hot car for lunch, he'd swollen
up to the
size of a shopping bag and just as I opened the door he
over $2,000 worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids he
The car now smells like Kibbles and poop. No more pets in
Ocean breezes, my ass. Hot is hot!! The home air conditioner
is on the
fritz and AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and
tell me he
needed to order parts. Only hope for a break in the heat
would be a
Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights now.
swamp mosquitoes that are as big as B-52's. $1,500 in darn
payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come
100 degrees. Finally got the air conditioner fixed today. It
and gets the temperature down to about 90. The electric bill
as much as the house payment. And two old lady drivers
almost ran me off
the road. I hate this state.
If another wise jerk cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm
tear his head off. Damn heat! By the time I get to work, the
boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like a
The weather report might as well be a damn recording: Hot
It's been too hot for two #@*& months and the Weatherman
says it might
really warm up next week. And whoever came up with the
maybe hot, but at least you don't have to shovel it" should
heat exhaustion. Doesn't it ever rain in this Godforsaken
Welcome to Hell!!! Temperature got to 102 today. Forgot to
window and blew the windshield out of the Lincoln. The
installer came to
fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?". My wife had to
$1,500 house payment to bail me out jail.
Worst day of the summer. I'm not leaving the house. The
finally came and all they did is to make it muggier than
hell and drove
the damned roaches out of the ground. I wasn't aware they
could fly! The
Lincoln is now floating somewhere in the Caribbean with its
That does it, we're moving back to New Jersey where all you
have to worry about is getting mugged.
I hope this state breaks in half and floats to Cuba.
I Told a LIE