New Living Will Form


I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of
the following:

a Martini

a Margarita

a Glass of Chardonnay

a Gin and Tonic

a Bloody Mary

a Steak, Lobster or crab legs

The remote control

a Shot of Tequila

a bowl of ice cream

The sports page

Chocolate or Sex!!

It should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

Signature: ___________________________
Date: __________________________

NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub.
The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them
don't even need embalming when their time comes


Your welcome to copy this and add it to your personal records and please send it to your friends so they can do it also.


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