The Queen of snappy answers! These are definitely using a
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to
check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket,
and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she
said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked
a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No
ma'am, they're dead."
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for
speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the
cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A
sign comes up that reads "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it the bridge
is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed
up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car
and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,
"Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge
and ran out of gas."
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