To the Girls !!

Inside every older person is a young person wondering what the heck happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-


Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
(Unknown)



The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-



I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

-Janette Barber-


Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

-Lily Tomlin-



A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

-Laurie Kuslansky-



My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck-


Old age ain't no place for sissies.

-Bette Davis-


A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

-Rhonda Hansome-


The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-



Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

-Jennifer Unlimited-


Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-


Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-


I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.

-Jennifer Unlimited-


If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

-Catherine-


I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-


If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-


I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-


When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

-Elayne Boosler-


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-


I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

-Zsa Zsa Gabor-




Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.


-Eleanor Roosevelt-
More truth than fiction here............girls!!
Send this to five bright women you know and make their day.

Every woman I know is bright --so I am sending this to several more!!