The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out in the
street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk
with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots,
so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world
are you dressed like this ?"
The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff.
I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little BLONDE
head asks me to go out to her motor home with her so I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to
pull off my shirt so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants
so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my
shorts so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at
me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy...
You must look close since this is a family friendly site
I know you say he is not a cowboy but he is naked
so you can't see his hat or boots.
Naked is Naked!!!
And he is Blonde
"And here I am."
See, Blonde Men do exist.
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