A man standing in line at a check out
counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive
woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming.
He gave her that "who are you?" look, and couldn't remember ever
having seen her before.
Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a
mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when
I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my
children," and walked out of the store.
The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is
the world coming to? Here is an attractive
woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children!"
Then he got a little panicky."I don't remember her," he thought but,
MAYBE.. .during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was
in college, perhaps he did father her child!"
He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked,
"Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really
drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of
"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's
second grade teacher!"
How smart is your right foot-
You must try this--it's amazing and takes only seconds. -- How Smart
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep
least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
Your foot will change direction.
I told you so .....And there's nothing you can do about it.
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she
proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you
have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a
bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum
cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your
carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darn
good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.