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Will
Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably
the greatest political sage ever. Enjoy the following:
1.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3.
There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
4.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If
you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The
quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your
pocket.
8.
There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who
learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence
and find out for themselves.
9.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
10. If
you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to
make sure it's still there.
11.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
12.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started
roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The
moral:
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