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"Is The Church A Zoo?"
Some church members are as stubborn
as a mule
about doing church work,
but as sly as a fox in their own
business deals.
Some are as busy as a bee in
spreading the latest gossip,
but as quiet as a mouse to spreading
the gospel of Christ.
Many are as blind as a bat to see the
needs of others,
but have eyes of a hawk to see the
faults of a few.
Some are as eager as a beaver about a
barbecue,
but as lazy as a dog about the prayer
meetings.
Some will roar like a lion when
things do not go
just to suit them,
but they are as gentle as a lamb when
they need
the preacher of the church.
Some are as noisy as a blue jay when
calling
on the church for advice,
but as timid as a kitten about
talking to the lost
and as slow as a snail about visiting
absentees and shut-ins.
Many are night owls on Saturday
nights,
but "bed bugs" Sunday mornings,
and as scarce as hen's teeth on
Wednesday nights.
{Author Unknown}
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A blind man was discovered sitting at
the corner
of a city street with a lantern
beside him.
When he was asked why the lantern was
there
since light and darkness were the
same to him,
he replied,
"I have it so that no one may stumble
over me."
What a message
for Christians who have the light!
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