Dear Emma Lou!
I'm not going to beat around the bushes woman! 
 
You need to keep your busy body nose out of BillyJoe Bobs business!
And that  there husband of yors Billyjoe Bob don't need this advsing either!

I AM NOT JEALOUS OF CAROLYN! 
She jus don't know how to preciate a good man.
It's not gonna do her any good now to primp up for Saturday night cause BillyJoe Bob and I are getting to know each other and said if it warn't for Carolyn slinging such a tizzy fit, he'd try to sneak out and come meet me...

So what does MRS. BIG BUSY BODY think of that... hehehe
and don't you go starting any trouble by telling her this.

Mary Jane