Hillbilly Gazette
 Edition I February 2008 Page 2

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15 month old brown/white colt. Very sweet. Shots are up to date.$400 call me at 555-1254
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2' Ball Python with 30 gal tank and Hot rock, 60 bucks
Call 555-9060

Barn sal, sadle pads,bridl whops, groming, lead rops and lots moe stuff. call 555-2741

Billy goat $100
Nanny possible bred $75 call 555-6644

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9 year old 3' iguana comes with cage, screened in. Must get rid of $250 or best you can do .Call  555-6981

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I have 3 baby goats to trade or sell. After last weeks bbq at carolynsplace and Billyjoe Bob's cookout there nanny came up missing.
contact Mayor Homer

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You're Not A Monk

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down.  Do you think I could stay the night?"  The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you.  You're not a monk."

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.  Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.  The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.  That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.  The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you.  You're not a monk."

The man says, "All right, all right.  I'm dying to know.  If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?"  The monks reply, "You must travel the
earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles.  When you find these numbers, you will become a monk."

The man sets about his task.  Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery.  He says, "I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for.
There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and
231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.  "The monks reply, "Congratulations.  You are now a monk.  We shall now show you the way to the sound."

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is right behind that door."  The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked.  He says, "Real funny. May I have the key?"  The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.  Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door.  The monks give him
the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.  Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.  So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver,topaz and amethyst.

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Dear IRS,

Enclosed is my 2007 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00.

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund" as noted on my return You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw . (Article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head screw.) Screw is enclosed for your convenience)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.



Two cars run togther on mail box lane last thursday after dinner. thy say a dear runout and when thy tryed to mis it ther was an aful mess.
Widow Hellory had her egs going to jerry's markt to trad fur bacon butts and ther was egs al overn the road.

the othr car was goin to fast fr that road. Some say about 28 mph. one of them city foks i guss.

Anyways Widow Hellory was not hurd to mush but thm their egs was no so luckie. ifn yu bus yourn egs from jerry then you beter look around some as they ant non in his stooe this wek en.


Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."

The man is relieved to no end.  He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

But I can't tell you what it is.

You're not a monk.

This story send from a city guy

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