--The Giraffe Test....



. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide

on your answer before you scroll down.
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The correct answer is:

Open the refrigerator,
put in the giraffe,
and close the door.
This question tests whether you
tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.



2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, Open the refrigerator,
put in the elephant,
and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator,
take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think
through the repercussions
of your previous actions.
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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals attended ...
except one.
Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer :
The Elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there.?
This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer
the first three questions correctly,
you still have one more chance
to show your true abilities.
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4. There is a river you must cross,
but it is used by crocodiles,
and you do not have a boat.
How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer:?
You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not been listening?
All the crocodiles are attending
the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether
you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide,
around 90% of the professionals
tested got
all the questions wrong,
but many preschoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves
the theory that most professionals h
ave the brains of a four year old.



Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
PS: Just the fact that I sent it
to you should make you feel good.

 

 

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