Buy A Dog


If you want someone who will eat whatever
you put in front of him
and never say its not quite
as good as his mothers


..then buy a dog.

If you want someone always
willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ...


..then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will
never touch the remote,
doesn't care about football,
and can sit next to you as
you watch romantic movies


..then buy a dog.

If you want someone who
is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you
can push off if he snores


..then buy a dog !

If you want someone who never
criticizes what you do, doesn't care
if you are pretty or ugly,
fat or thin, young or old,
who acts as if every word you say is
especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually ..


..then buy a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want
someone who will never come
when you call, ignores you totally
when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you,
runs around all night and only
comes home to eat and sleep,
and acts as if your entire existence
is solely to ensure his happiness . . .






..then buy a cat!

Now be honest,
you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?

Send this to all the women
you know to brighten their day.

Send this to all the men just to annoy them