New Boss

A large company, feeling it was time
for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
The new boss was determined to rid
the company of all slackers.



On a tour of the facilities, the CEO
noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
The room was full of workers and he
wanted to let them know that he meant business.



He walked up to the guy leaning against
the wall and asked, 'How much money do you make a week?
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied,
I make $400 a week. Why?



The CEO then handed the guy $1,600
in cash and screamed,
'Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT
and don't come back.



'Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO
looked around the room and asked,
"Does anyone want to tell me what
that goof-ball did around here?

"From across the room came a voice,

'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.'