The Lone Ranger and his faithful Indian companion Tonto were in the desert at night fall.  After they set their tent up, both men fell sound asleep. 

Some time later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
  
The Lone Ranger replied, "I see millions of stars."  

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.  

The Lone Ranger pondered a few seconds and answered,

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies, and billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it tells me it is about three o'clock in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident that GOD is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.

Meteo-rologically, it seem that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.  
                                     
 What's it tell you Tonto?" 

Tonto is silent for a moment.  Then he said, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo dung.

Someone stole our tent!"